Hi. Remember me?

Hi. Remember me? Remember that tightness in your chest? Right below your collarbone? The one that makes you feel like a baby elephant is sitting on you? The one that whispers from deep inside that you are just not good enough? The one the takes all of the stuff that scares you and lays it … Continue reading Hi. Remember me?

Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving! Today I am thankful for my home, which every single day is becoming more and more the shabby chic home of my dreams! I need a bigger pot for it, but for as long as I have been a plant parent, I have dreamed of welcoming of Monstera into our family of green … Continue reading Happy Thanksgiving!

I am a hypochondriac.

I am a hypochondriac. I am a malingerer. I am a wuss. I am weak. I am always sick. I am always whining about pain. I can’t cope with life. I have a delicate disposition. I suck at life. I don’t try hard enough. I am lame. I am a worry wart. I am a … Continue reading I am a hypochondriac.

Housework isn’t all bad…

I hate housework. Like HATE it hate it. I have never understood when I talk to people who say that cleaning relaxes them. To me that’s like saying “I don’t go to the spa. I find it much more soothing to sit stab myself in the eye with a fork”. What I do like, though, … Continue reading Housework isn’t all bad…

It’s 3AM… He Must Be Lonely

It’s 3AM he must be lonely. And if you didn’t sing that in your head, you clearly did not steal your brother’s Matchbox20 CDs in high school. #blackcats #blackcat #catstagram #blackcatsofinstagram #blackcatsofig #timon #disneycats #disneycat #raggedyman #matchbox20 #3AM #kalidesautelsreads #furbaby #furbabylove

Both and Neither

This is me this week -Pic 1 -dressed up for work and smilingPic 2 - following a doctor’s appointment In pic 1, I am feeling great and ready to take on the world. In pic 2, my hair is matted, I’m in my sweats and I am not ready to take on anything at all. … Continue reading Both and Neither

Today was weird

Today was weird. Today I didn’t do well with anesthesia. Today I felt confused and disoriented. Today I wish that I had had a hand to hold. Today I should have asked for support. Today a simple procedure snowballed into a painful, confusing, disorienting situation. Today I lost my words. Today I worried about loved … Continue reading Today was weird